You rang the doorbell and waited patiently for Eridan to answer. He had invited you over earlier, which was a bit odd considering you had never been to his home before. The two of you were close friends so you hung out a lot but it was always at your house. You were actually very excited to finally get to see what the inside looked like. You were in the middle of planning how you were going to sneak off to get a quick peak at his room when the door swung open to reveal an equally excited Eridan.
Finally! It's about time you show-wed up. I w-waited for hours! You had to keep yourself from giggling at his familiar stutter. You never really understood why it only affected his ws and vs but you thought it best not to ask. Besides, it went so well with his accent. He turned around and walked deeper into the house, signalling with his hand for you to follow. You entered the house and looked around the first room, expecting to see tons of odd expensive things given his social status. You were surprised to find that the room was rather empty, having only a white sofa, bookshelf, and a small table with a lamp. It was very nice furniture and the couch looked like the most comfortable thing you'd ever seen, but it still seemed lacking in some way. You turned your attention back to Eridan to see him pass around a corner at the end of the hallway. Jeez, why did he have to walk so fast? You ran to catch up to him and found yourself in a decently sized room with sea green colored walls, this one with more space taken up. You scanned the room and saw first a queen sized bed with a purple plaid bedspread and a mountain of pillows in the middle of the furniture, pressed against the back wall. Past that you saw another bookshelf, this one a little smaller, with little knick knacks on top. Leaned up against it was what looked like...a harpoon? It was really fancy, blue with purple on the side and a big black spear sticking out the front. 'Not even gonna ask', you thought. You looked on to see a purple striped door across the room with Eridan turning the knob.
"Wow, I knew purple was your favorite color but...wow..." You didn't really feel like you fit in with the color theme, what with your bright orange shirt.
"Yeah, w-well, w-whatev-ver. Just shut up and sit dow-wn w-while I start preparin' w-what I w-wanted to show-w you." You sat down without arguing as he disappeared into the striped closet. You sighed and fell back onto the bed. You let your mind wander after about thirty seconds of waiting and your thoughts immediately went to the subject of dating. It really bugged you but that was always the first place your mind went when you were bored. You had overly considered dating pretty much all of your friends over time, considering to yourself what it would be like and if it would work out. Out of all of them you had come to the conclusion that you liked Eridan enough to actually want something more with him if you were given the chance. However, you thought that would never happen. He flirted with everyone all the time, and you the least. You thought that meant he had no interest in you so you gave up on it. But you still thought he was rather attractive. You loved the way the purple streak in his hair curled up perfectly at the top, his adorable little speech impediment, his sleek swimmer's frame, his deep, beautiful violet eyes...
"Ahem." You shot up, wondering how long he had been standing in the room. You could feel a light blush on your cheeks from your...wait, what the hell?! You stared blankly at the new outfit Eridan had put on. He was wearing the most ridiculous looking getup you had ever seen. It looked like a modern version of 15th century style clothing in a deep royal purple with a lighter purple moon right in the center of his chest, complete with big poofy fabric on his shoulders and just at the beginning of his pant legs. He looked like an idiot (his big hipster glasses didn't help). You couldn't help it and burst out laughing, causing you to roll and hit your face on the bed post.
"OW GOD DAMMIT!" You sat up to look him in the face (which was actually looking quite concerned, though you didn't notice) and narrowed your eyes. "I blame you." You crossed your arms in a fake pouting way and turned your head. The concerned look that you hadn't noticed immediately left his face as he rolled his eyes at you and scowled.
"That's w-what you get for laughin' at my pajamas." Now it was his turn to cross his arms.
"Those are pajamas? You're kidding, right?" You looked at him with a wide grin, trying hard not to laugh again.
"You know-w, you don't hav-ve to be so rude! And yes, they're pajamas. Kar didn't want 'em so he gave 'em to me. I just made some slight modifications." You wondered how what it is now could have possibly been any kind of improvement. Karkat actually had decent taste so if he thought they were stupid then they probably were. You sighed and stood up to walk over to him. Stopping in front of him you poked one of the poofy shoulder things.
"If you were going for some kind of princely look, it didn't work. Honestly, you look like a complete dork. You should probably just take that off while you still have some shred of dignity." The devilish smirk you saw growing on his features after you said that made you feel a little uneasy.
"W-Well then maybe you should take 'em off for me." He did the most awkward eyebrow wiggle you had ever seen and you started giggling.
"I'm pretty sure you're completely capable of taking them off on your own." He chuckled and backed up a little to give himself some room. Your eyes widened and a small blush creeped onto your cheeks as he slowly pulled his shirt off, obviously putting on a show. He tossed the shirt off to the corner and straightened up, smirking. You felt your cheeks burn a bit brighter while you scanned his now bare torso. Despite his sleek appearance he was actually quite muscley. His muscles were very defined, his biceps and four pack quite apparent. The bottoms were riding a bit low, showing a small trail of hair leading below the waist line.
"You seem to be zonin' out a lot today." You shook your head lightly to bring yourself out of your daze. He was still smirking at you. "I take it that means you're enjoyin' this?" He started getting closer to you again. Next thing you knew he had spun you around and pinned you to the wall, your hands beside your head.
"'Cause now-w it's your turn." With that he crashed his lips onto yours. Though you were surprised you immediately kissed back, loving the intense feeling. You couldn't believe this was actually happening. His hands drifted from your wrists to the hem of your shirt and he slid them underneath, rubbing your lower back. You deepend the kiss by wrapping your arms around the back of his neck, pulling him closer. While you were distracted one of his hands darted down and gave your rear a tight squeeze. He took his chance and slid his tongue into your mouth when you gasped. You wanted to be at least somewhat in control so you started a small battle between the two of you, you winning within ten seconds. You took your time exploring this new territory, making sure to be thorough. He started raising your shirt slowly over your stomach but you noticed he was having troubles. You gently pushed him off of you and removed your shirt, tossing it on top of his own in the corner. You saw a light blush on his cheeks as he gazed at your semi exposed torso. He was so cute when he blushed. He brought you close to him once more and went straight to work on your bra clasp. You reached behind you to stop his hands and led him over to the bed, pushing him down onto his back. He looked somewhat surprised by your show of dominence but enjoyed it nonetheless as you climbed up, straddling his waist. You took your finger and traced it lightly in a line down his chest, causing him to shiver before reaching down to trail your tongue down his neck. You could feel him squirm beneath you from eagerness and smirked. You loved being able to cause this kind of reaction in him. As slowly as you could you reached behind you and undid your bra, adding it to the now growing pile of clothes in the corner. He stared for a moment at your newly bare chest before sitting up and latching himself to you. You tangled your fingers in his hair as he kissed and fondled your breasts, causing you to let out a small moan. And of course at that moment is when the unexpected catastrophe happened. The door suddenly burst open with a loud bang.
"HEY, ATHHOLE, I KNOW YOU TOOK MY-" You and Eridan leapt apart, you hitting your head on the bedpost once again but in a different spot. You mumbled a few profanities under your breath while you struggled to find something to cover you self with, to no avail. Not knowing what else to do you crossed your arms over your chest, making sure to cover as much as possible. Sollux stood in the doorway very obviously focusing on your shirtless figure. There was a couple seconds of awkward silence while you and Eridan waited for Sollux to leave, though he just stood there not moving a muscle or his eyes.
"Sollux? Will you please GET THE FUCK OUT." He looked up at your face and blinked a couple times, looked at Eridan, then shook his head and walked out. After the door was shut you ran over to the heap in the corner and replaced your bra and shirt while tossing Eridan his. He began putting it back on but stopped with only one arm fully through.
"Actually, I should probably put on somethin' else. I get the feelin' Sol w-would make fun a me if he ev-ver saw me in this."
"Well at least he didn't see your boobs. I went years without anybody seeing mine and now two guys in one day get a full view." He laughed and disappeared into the closet. You opened the bedroom door and went down the hall to the living room. Sollux was sitting on the couch staring at the wall. He didn't look up as you aproached so you took the opportunity to hit him upside the head. He jerked and turned around to face you.
"I am dithapointed in you, ___." You raised your eyebrows at his words.
"You actually forgot to lock the door. That'th pretty much the firtht rule. Everyone knowth that." He smirked and you rolled your eyes.
"Whatever, you could have knocked. I was shirtless for god's sake!" He snickered.
"Well it'th not like I haven't theen them before."